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Ranch dressing gift ideas
For the friend who thinks ranch is a food group and keeps a bottle in the car door. One big RANCH in thick, raised chenille on a soft cream crown, made to be read from across wing night. Wear it once, and someone will ask.
RANCH
$58
Double Dip Teal
Into more than one thing? 2 hats $100.
- Ships by Jan 31. We'll keep you posted along the way.
- One size, adjusts to fit most heads · Size guide
- 30-day returns · How returns work
- People will ask - expect "wait, like the dressing?"
- Raised chenille - thick, soft, varsity-jacket feel
- One teal - word, brim, button and snap
- The inside line - new wording every small batch ▶ ON EVERYTHING ▶
- Smooth cream front - no seam through your word
- Vegan suede patch - soft touch, logo pressed in
Why it works as a gift
- It's the one ranch gift they'll wear out of the house. Funnier than a gag gift, and it lasts.
- Varsity-jacket chenille you can read from across the street, word, brim, button and snap all in one teal.
- It starts the conversation for them. Strangers ask, and they get to talk about ranch.
- Look inside: ON EVERYTHING, printed on the inside tape. A new line every small batch.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY WEAR IT
Someone reads RANCH from across the room.
“Wait, like the dressing?”
And just like that, they're talking.
Who it's for
- The friend who asks for extra ranch every single time
- Anyone who puts ranch on pizza and isn't sorry
- Your white elephant swap, the gift everyone fights over
- The wing night regular
- Him, her, your dad, your mom. One size fits most heads
Two hats, $100, shipped free
RANCH plus FRIES is a classic. Or one for you and one for the friend who taught you to dip.
Questions
Will it fit?
One size, adjusts to fit most heads, about 22 to 25 inches around. There's a size guide on the hat's page.
When will it ship?
It's a preorder, so it ships by Jan 31. We'll keep you posted along the way.
Can they return it?
Yes, within 30 days of delivery, unworn and in the box, with the holographic brim sticker still on.
Can I add a gift note?
Yes. Add one in your bag before checkout and we'll put it in the box.
Is this a western ranch hat?
No. It's a ranch dressing hat. Cowboys are welcome to wear it too.
Is it a gag gift?
It's a funny word on a properly made hat. Thick chenille, a vegan suede patch, made to be worn, not regifted.
How much is it?
$58 for one hat, or 2 hats for $100 with free shipping.