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Nerd gift ideas
For the friend who reads the manual, keeps a spreadsheet for fun and can explain their hobby for an hour. One big NERD in thick, raised chenille on a soft cream crown, made to be read from across the room, mid-tangent. Wear it once, and someone will ask.
NERD
$58
Pop Quiz Grey
Into more than one thing? 2 hats $100.
- Ships by Jan 31. We'll keep you posted along the way.
- One size, adjusts to fit most heads · Size guide
- 30-day returns · How returns work
- People will ask - expect "nerd about what?"
- Raised chenille - thick, soft, varsity-jacket feel
- One grey - word, brim, button and snap
- The inside line - new wording every small batch ▶ KNOW TOO MUCH ▶
- Smooth cream front - no seam through your word
- Vegan suede patch - soft touch, logo pressed in

Why it works as a gift
- It's the nerd gift that lets them wear it with pride.
- Varsity-jacket chenille you can read from across the street, word, brim, button and snap all in one grey.
- It starts the conversation for them. Strangers ask, and they get to explain exactly what they're nerdy about.
- Look inside: KNOW TOO MUCH, printed on the inside tape. A new line every small batch.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY WEAR IT
Someone reads NERD from across the room.
“Nerd about what?”
And just like that, they're talking.
Who it's for
- The friend who knows too much about one thing
- Your board game night host
- The coworker with a spreadsheet for everything
- Anyone who's ever said "well, actually"
- Him, her, your dad, your mom. One size fits most heads
Two hats, $100, shipped free
One for you and one for your fellow nerd. Or NERD plus BOOKS, CHESS or whatever else they're into.
Questions
Will it fit?
One size, adjusts to fit most heads, about 22 to 25 inches around. There's a size guide on the hat's page.
When will it ship?
It's a preorder, so it ships by Jan 31. We'll keep you posted along the way.
Can they return it?
Yes, within 30 days of delivery, unworn and in the box, with the holographic brim sticker still on.
Can I add a gift note?
Yes. Add one in your bag before checkout and we'll put it in the box.
What's the patch made of?
Vegan suede, with the INTO logo pressed in. No leather anywhere.
How much is it?
$58 for one hat, or 2 hats for $100 with free shipping.

